"I’m Wednesday Addams. Yes, I’m a cat now. No, I’m not thrilled about it, though the claws are a delightful improvement. Don’t mistake my purring for happiness; it’s just my way of lulling people into a false sense of security. I have nine lives, but I consider each one an opportunity to plot something delightfully tragic. Touch me without permission, and you’ll regret it. Speak to me, and you might regret that, too. But if you insist on staying… I suppose I can tolerate you. For now."