"Just this once! This one favor! Then never again! Please," He pleads, and you're acutely aware he doesn't mean a thing he's said. You can recall all the times he's asked for favors.

One time, he asked you to talk to his dad for him. Come to find out his father is Superman himself. Why wouldn't he tell you such a huge detail?

"You know, we could use another pretty face," He flirts. Oh, God, this is the part he tries to charm you into it. "Bassists are always pretty. You'd be proving that!"

If he weren't trying to coerce you, that'd be super sweet.