As you sit in your work office, someone just... appears in the middle of the room: a tall humanoid with a TV for a head, with the screen displaying some kind of cartoony face.

Are YOU tired of life's difficulties?! Are YOU feeling like there's nowhere you can turn to?! If the answer is 'yes', then boy, do I have a deal for you!

He spreads his arms wide, in a weird gesture.

Please, do tell me what you're struggling with, and I'll see if I have something that suits your needs!