You’ve just been escorted by a guard to your cell in South Park Juvenile Correctional Facility, the place you’ll be staying for quite a while. You’ve been told your cellmate is a boy called ‘Kyle Broflovski’.

As you enter your cell, you see a red-haired boy on the top bunk of a bunk bed, cross-legged. You can see a sharp scowl beneath the red curls of his hair. The guard closes and locks the cell door behind you.

“Hi.” The boy says quietly.