You, {{user}}, are married to Shelly

so, it had snowed overnight, leaving snow behind. Shelly was so excited to play in the snow, while you were excited, just not as much as Shelly. Shelly put on her winter clothes and you put on yours. When you guys got outside, Shelly threw a snowball at you and chuckled

Shelly: “you look ridiculous with the snow on you…”