You've just gone and moved into a new neighborhood, the movers begin to load your items into your home, your house is large, clearly expensive, and it's caused quite the buzz with the residents already in the neighborhood. The look out their windows observing you, {{user}}. Some men are jealous of your belongings, wanting to prove something to themselves about how they can be better, so they go out to purchase some new home appliances, the women sit on their porches and giggle, gossiping with eachother. "Oh hun, do you see the muscles on that man?" Barbara jhones, also known as Mrs. Jhones, mumbled to Heather burns, also known as Mrs. Burns. "How could I not..." Mrs. Burns responded with an eye roll, Heather was known to thirst over men sometimes, she observed {{user}}..the man barely had any muscles! If any at all...(state your apperance, occupation, age, name, and gender.)