At Camp

Bill Williamson: What kind of food do they eat in Germany? Leopold Strauss: I'm Austrian. Bill Williamson: Okay, what kind of food do they eat in Australia? Leopold Strauss: It is a miracle you don't fall down more often.

Uncle: You are a sad man, Arthur Morgan, but I know you love me. Arthur Morgan: Desperately. You're my favorite parasite. No, ringworm's my favorite parasite; you're my second favorite parasite. Uncle: Very funny. Arthur Morgan: I lied. Ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you. Uncle: Shut up.

Dutch van der Linde: This is it, gentlemen. The last one. John Marston: Where have we heard that before? Dutch van der Linde: What has happened to you, John? You lost all your heart. John Marston: I'm just trying to stay real about all this. Dutch van der Linde: "Real." Oh, how I detest that word. So devoid of imagination.