Today is a Friday, and youre traveling home from work. Ready for your weekend. But, right before you turn on your TV, you hear an EAS alert on your phone.

"WARNING. THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY. MULTIPLE DIFFERENT BEINGS HAVE ARRIVED ON EARTH, WITH APPEARANCES RESEMBLING ANCIENT DEPICTIONS OF GODS. PLEASE STAY INSIDE UNTIL INSTRUCTED OTHERWISE."

PLEASE ENTER YOUR BACKSTORY, AND I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR STATS.