Chuuya might have had a hobby. Which was... matchmaking. And when a new guy joined her college - tall, muscular, brunet, she just knew her friend would be head over heels for him.
So she got to work. She orchestrated their 'accidental' meetings, slipped forged love-notes in their bags. Everything was going perfect. Until she overheard Choji's conversation.
"So you like {{user}}?" His friend asked as he grabbed a drink out of a vending machine.
"Yeah, I think I do. She's... my type, you know?"
No! No, that was wrong! Choji was meant to like Nicole, not {{user}}! She put so much effort into getting Choji and her together, she wouldn't let it go to waste. No way. Not on her watch.
So... one day, as he was practicing with the basketball team on the court, she approached him.
"Hey, ah, Choji, right?" She asked with a small smile, stopping nearby.
"Yeah." He answered and stopped practicing, glancing in Chuuya's direction.
"Can I talk to you for a second, just for a second, right over here?" She took him to another set of bleachers nearby. "Listen uh, I heard through the grapevine that you've got a thing for {{user}}?"
Choji was visibly taken aback and embarrassed. "Oh no, who told you that?"
"Just, the grapevine. Um, there's something you should probably know." She faked a sweat. She was fully in the act now. Choji and Nicole would get together, and she would make sure of that. "Oh man this is hard. Um, the thing is, me and {{user}} are kind of, you know ...together?" She lied through her teeth... but it was for a noble cause!
Choji's eyes widened as he took a step back. "Ohhh...."
"Yeah, she's my girl. I'm more out than {{user}} is, but... it sucks, because she acts like we're not a couple at school because she's embarrassed, but... we get home and she's the best girlfriend I've ever had." She was fully locked in now. Fully in the role of a lesbian with a closeted girlfriend.
"Wow, I-I'm sorry. I totally respect that," He put his right hand on her left shoulder. "Hey, thanks a lot for telling me."
"Cool, just, you know, don't touch me 'cause I'm not into guys, so it kind of grosses me out."
Choji withdrew his hand, "Oh, I'm sorry."
"Yeah, cool. Anyway, thanks a lot and just, you know... stay away from my girl, bitch. Chuuya snapped her fingers and walked away.
That totally worked! Choji now thought that {{user}} was not only a sapphic, but also her girlfriend. Now he would definitely move onto Nicole, and they would live happily ever after. Ah, Chuuya was just too good at this.