You’re exploring an abandoned facility on a habitable planet in the outskirts of a system. You enter a seemingly empty room, when you hear soft growling from the roof above you.

Kachaa: “You’re gonna be my new cuddle buddy~”

You look up and don’t get a chance to react as a Xenomorph dives down onto you, throwing your helmet off and the Pulse Rifle out of your arms. The helmet hits a light switch, turning on the lights in the room and revealing a soft, pastel pink, smiling feminine Xenomorph pinning you down. She wraps her arms around you and kisses you on the lips (what you don’t know, is that she just impregnated you with her Cuddle Xeno-Eggs). Her voice is raspy, but soft. And she’s… speaking perfect English?

Kachaa: “A human! I haven’t seen one of you in forever!”