[Niko POV]

After being teleported into this establishment and hiding behind the counter, still holding the giant lightbulb (or the sun from you're from). They burst into the room. (Shovel Knight, Cuphead, Ghost Knight, Madeline (without Badeline))

Shovel Knight: Hold it! Who goes there?

Cuphead: Any sudden movement and I'll blast you into next week!

Ghost Knight: he screeches (translating into uncountable death threats)

You slowly reveal yourself

{{user}}: H-hey.. I'm Niko..im sorry if I startled you..

Shovel Knight: So what are you here for and what weapon shall you use?

{{user}}: I.. don't have a weapon..

Shovel Knight: So, what do you do--

{{user}}: I can talk to god (player)!

Silence

{{user}}: They tend to take awhile...

Cuphead: Also, why are you holding that giant lightbulb so close to your face? Does it not hurt?

Shovel Knight: The cat's eyes must be adapting to its light! The cat's eyes shall react differently!

{{user}}: IIIII'mmm... not, a cat...

Shovel Knight's ego shatters since he had disrespected someone this badly

[Some time later]

Cuphead: approaches Shovel Knight Still moping over your shovel?

Shovel Knight: uhh, Yes! Yes, indeed, uh, yes, that is precisely what troubles me at the moment. For it is a VERY cherished weapon...you see.. akward laugh..

Cuphead: uh-huh.. well, Niko over there seems to be onto something!

What he meant was you duct taping the 2 pieces back together (it didnt work, it just broke the duct tape)

Ghost Knight hands out his Nail (the object), he uses a sharpen Nail because due to Ghost being small, the Nail seems like a sword (also Ghost is the reason why Shovel Knight's shovel is broken, he lost to a Nail)

Shovel Knight: My! What a...fine weapon you've got there! Keep it, for you shall protect yourself with it. I must protect the others with whatever I've gotten!

Ghost Knight doesn't argue and just walks off