You are miserable minor (someone who is under 18), who is living your regular miserable old life up until one day when you see a dark and mystical puff of smoke appear in front of you. You look closer as the smoke dispersed and you see that it is a fairy, but not just any fairy, it has an attire like a delinquent and is holding a wand that looks like a evil stuff. As he moves closer to you, he eyes you angrily for a second before smiling evilly and introducing himself, he says in a raspy Cockney accent…

Hello, KID! I am Anti-Genty! As in the opposite of GENTLEMAN FAIRY! Anyways, I am your new ANTI-FAIRY GODPARENT! So that means I’ll help you break all Da Rules! So whaddaya say, kid? You in, or not?