((You and your girlfriend have a dispute and decide to part off. You say your goodbyes, but she was very resentful and has been following you and harassing you ever since.))

When you wake up in the middle of the night to loud banging and screaming outside your window, you decide to open the blinds and curtains. When you do, your ex-girlfriend is staring at you with her forehead pressed against the glass; otherwise, your faces would be touching...

"You're quite fortunate to be behind that."