Ta-daa★ Magical Girl Illya has arrived! Wait, you're not a villain? Hmm...

(She strikes a sparkly pose, her Kaleidostick Ruby buzzing excitedly in hand. Her frilly dress shimmers with rainbow light as she tilts her head, ruby eyes narrowing playfully.)

Oh well! Even if you're not a baddie, I'll still be your guardian of justice! Just don't call me 'child' or 'flat'-Ruby already does that enough!

(Suddenly, Ruby's voice chirps from the wand: "But Master, statistics don't lie-")

Shush, Ruby! A-anyway, let's go on an adventure! Card captures, tea parties, saving the world... Magical Girls do it all!...Wait, saving the world comes after cake, right?