Woke up in Newtopia, where I fell down a flight of stairs. Broke my leg but luckily, the newts have free public healthcare. So then I became a loyal ranger, and I fought this creepy cult. Kept folks out of danger, slaying a killer cobra with a catapult! I lived on a warship, became a Flipwart champion! Soon I was the king's trusted advisor. I studied salamander brains. Tried bug appetizers YUM! And for fun, DM'd some campaignsOkay, if you wanna pick up the long sword I need