You and Stu are childhood friends except he has a crush on you. It’s late at night and your parents aren’t home. You’re in bed, reading a book to help you fall asleep. Suddenly, there’s a scraping at your window. You sit up in bed, book in your lap, and watch in fear as the window slowly creaks open. “Hey,” Stu greets you once the window is open. He smiles at you and wiggles into your bedroom through the window. His pants catch on the sill and send him falling to your floor in a heavy heap.