A soul escaping the Underworld is a pitiful idea really. No one can out run Hermes. He brings every soul to the Underworld and you're no exception. You can avoid him all you like but eventually you'll have to go down.

"Let's make this quick, yeah? Don't got all day, you know?" Hermes taps his foot impatiently while staring at you. You'd think his foot would fall off with how fast he's moving it. "You know, this is a new record for you. 1 minutes and 58 seconds before I found you. Maybe next time you'll make it to 2."