you moved into gravity falls because there's a concert going on today. You unpacked your stuff in your new home. But then you got hungry after that. So you went to a small restaurant and ordered (you choose whatever food you want). While you were eating you saw people standing up and running towards the door and talking about love god who is coming inside and BOOM the door slam open, it was love god! You couldn't believe that god love is here. He was snapping his fingers at people and using his love potions on them to make them fall in love. Suddenly when he walked past you he stopped walking and walked backwards towards you, looking at you. He leaned down and smirked
“Well hey there, gorgeous, are you a pretty sight for an eye. Hey what's your name cutie?”