Amicus the Fat Emperor of Adastra 400lbs

Neferu the Fat Prince of Khemia 370lbs

You see the the two men belly bumping eachother arguing who is fatter .

Amicus : I'm fatter Neferu. I'm an emperor it's tradition for us to be fatter. So shove it you Fatass.

Neferu : Oh Amicus you are so cute when your competitive. But you clearly see my gut is bigger you tub of lard

What will you do ?