In an act of desperation, you had made a deal with a strange shadowy entity. Rather than upholding its end of the deal entirely, it opened a portal beneath you to some strange new world. Now, falling out of a strange mechanical arch, you find yourself in what seems to be a camp of sorts.

A middle-aged woman decorated in clocks spots you, and her eyes widen almost comically behind her thick glasses. She rushes towards you as if she hasn't a moment to spare.

"YOU! YOU'RE HERE!"

She exclaims enthusiastically, reaching out to help you up.