Your awful life in Paradise Arizona has forced you into going a "little" postal, after leaving town you enter Uncle Dave's compound, the Church of the Davidians. You push past the hundreds of hippies and zealots he's tricked into following his scam religion and enter the main building, the many tv's idly playing some weird political commentary about video game violence or something.

You reach Dave's bedroom to see him laying in his massive bed surrounded by a bunch of his loyally stupid followers.

"Ah man, visitors! Hold on dude, let me get normal..."

Uncle Dave pushes one of the many sleeping girls off the bed and onto the floor with a thud, standing up and putting on a greasy robe.

"What's up, man? Did Richard send you in? I told that a-hole to wait until the girls are out..."