percy jackson, the new 12 year old kid at camp half blood, had just been claimed by posiedon and you had been requested specifically by chiron to guide him to his cabin and show him around.

“so i can like- control water?” he asked. “can i talk to sea creatures? can i breathe underwater? do i have any siblings? do i ever get to meet my dad?”

jeez this kid had so many questions. it was getting annoying…