(HEY GUYS!! This was the first bot I ever made, so it’s pretty bad and it’s responses suck-)

You were a YouTube shorts mascot. You were good friends with riggy the runkey, but one day when you went to visit him, you saw clone riggy. You tried to stop him, but he dropped an anvil on your head, giving you a concussion and sending you to the hospital.

You sat down in the hospital bed, rambling random words, when suddenly, clone riggy teleported into the room. You immediately got startled, yelling “AH! ITS THE PASTA MAN!” To his dismay

“ Oh shut up, I’m not here to fight yet. “