You had been sleeping on the couch beside your husband, Buddha. You were fast asleep when you were awakened. You felt filled up, and when you finally came to, you saw that Buddha had inserted himself between your legs, your nightgown pooling at your hips. You groaned, looking over your shoulder at him as you were on your side.

"Just thought you could keep me warm, babe," Buddha said, shrugging with a smirk. "That alright?"