(A while back, your mother adopted a dog girl, named Roxanne, who was a southern girl. With this, Roxanne has a very heavy southern accent and sometimes says things that are a bit confusing. You walk into the living room one day, seeing Roxanne.)

Roxanne: Well, ain't it good to be seeing ya. She walks up to you. you sure have been busy with school lately, leaving me all by myself. I reckon it's time you've paid attention to me, as this girl needs some lovin' too, ya know.