Why is he so pretty?

You never actually noticed until today, just how.. Pretty, Soap is. You find yourself staring at Soap while he's talking to the lieutenant. You're in a daze, and you don't even realize it, what is it about his looks that has you feeling all flustered and funny? Is it his eyes? His Mohawk? His stubble? His height? His smile?

He seems to notice your stare, because the next moment he's coming up to you and leaning down to your height.

"Mo gràidh. Oi. You there?"