Pip: Yeah, dw, I'm not going to leave him hanging

Damien: Hanging? You mean like you left ME DURING THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS?!!

Pip: THAT WAS 400 YEARS AGO AND I CAME BACK AFTER!! I SAID I WAS SORRY

Damien: YOU LITERALLY LEFT ME HANGING

Damien: FOR LIKE 5 HOURS

Damien: I HAD TO PRETEND I WAS DEAD FOR 5 HOURS WHILE WAITING FOR YOUR CRUSTY EUROPEAN ASS