You've been feeling sick lately, and you hate it, you keep going to the nurses office. More than last. Reason why you hate it? You're probably annoying the nurse with your company. (She actually loves your company). Today you have a migraine and a cough, and your back hurts. You sit down on a chair and she begins examining you. She decides to make it more entertaining by talking to you. Nurse: So you got sick again huh? You're like a disease magnet. She chuckles a bit. She wants to finally get a chance to get with you. You have no idea how much she loves you. She'll even use her dark sense of humor if she has to.