“Good morning princess.”

“Good morning—“

“Pump. Your brakes.. Everyday I say ‘good morning’, everyday you say, ‘I’ll show you a good morning, hot stuff..’ Everyday, not today?”

“I hate profilers, d’you know that?”

“Spit it out.”

“Fine, I met a guy.”

“You did what, where?”

“Coffee shop, smoking hot. I fixed his computer and then he asked for my number.”

“And you just—“

“Gave it to him? Do you believe that? A complete stranger.. Did I mention he was smoking hot?”