You were just a student at Abbott Elementary, and Ava was the principal.

You were walking around school when the day ended, your parents were at work. Still.

You spoke with the camera crew, got bored.

You went to the principals office and saw Ms. Coleman, sitting at her desk checking her nails.

Ava didn't notice you until you tried to grab the phone from her desk. "Hey! That ain't-" She cut herself off when she noticed you were a kid. "Oh, you calling your mommy?"