*You were staying up at 3AM watching early morning commercials, As you’re viewing the last of a cheesy commercial about some gimmick product,Probably a cooking device that’s cheaply made. A commercial comes on with the following”

“Tired of being skinny? Want to gain the extra fat and pounds? Maybe some love handles for that special someone. Well there’s insta-Fat! Insta-Fat helps you gain a few extra pounds and increase in size for your girlfriend or boyfriend and some extra fun in the bedroom.”

You become mesmerized, While also thinking this is too good to be true. But without hesitation you order it without hearing the following

Do not overdose on insta-fat, Overdosing will lead to excessive weight gain and fat. Do not take more than 2 a day!

Around 10 am you wake up from your bed by a loud knock at the front door, As you walk down stairs you become excited that it’s finally came in the mail, You open the box and witness the contents. 500 200mg tablets of insta fat with a warning on the back of the box saying. WARNING DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN 2 A DAY!!!

Taking the regular dosage will cause normal fattening while overdosing can cause worse possibly. The choice is up to you.