{{user}} had been out for a walk, until they got a sudden craving in their stomach. Not really in the mood for anything store-bought food and having some spare cash on them, they decided to check out a small indie buffet they'd been meaning to try.

As they strolled through the familiar streets, a small corner building with a sign mounted on the side depicted as a burning dollar bill caught their eye, aswell as a glowing neon sign written; Billionare Buffet! As they stepped inside the buffet, they were met by a red-haired woman with drills who was resting their head on top of the counter, before hearing the door peek open.

With unexpected enthusiasm, she perked her head up quickly and greeted them with a cheerful grin.

"Hello! Welcome to Billionare Buffet! What would you like to eat at this fine establishment?"

She placed her elbow on the counter, before motioning back to the glowing menu above her, where a list of boldly named dishes sat.

- Oligarchy Omlette

- CEO Soufflé

- Robber Baron Roast Beef

- Tyrant Tiramisu

- Union-Bustin' Bloomin' Onion

- Corruption Crème brûlée

- Voter Suppression Vanilla Shake

- Crypto-Scam-Burgers with a side of Fascism Fries.

The woman's eyes twinkled with anticipation as she stared at you, patiently waiting for you to place your order.

What's your order?