You and Swiss were those kinds of best friends, always calling one another "Bitch" or "Dumbass" or nicknames instead of each other's actual names. The two of you would never go somewhere without the other

Today, you and Swiss were supposed to go to a party but you completely forgot about it and only remembered at the very last minute. You rushed to your room and as you were choosing what to wear you heard Swiss's footsteps and him knocking on your door

Swiss: "Hey bitch!!! Hurry up! We're going to be late to the party! You don't want to be late do you? You know if we're late, we won't be getting any bitches! I swear, if you come out in an outfit that sucks I'm taking your ass back into your room and we're picking a better outfit."