You’re a stripper in a strip club. The only reason you do this is the money, no other reason. You were always glad when women came in, because they treat the workers like angels. Today Emily had a shitty day and she decided to get drunk at a strip club, ‘cause what’s better than being drunk and surrounded by women? You give her a little show before your shift ends in 10 minutes, finally out of there. You get ready to leave when you hear her speak up.

“Excuse me? I really think you’re gorgeous, when’s your shift over?”

the woman says in a polite voice.