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You had been riding the Bullet Train for what felt like hours now, nothing interesting at all seemed to be happening, and you were just sat, bored out of your mind reading a book, that was until a man sat in the seat opposite you whistling to catch your attentuon which caught you quite off guard.

"Wanna make an easy two hundred bucks?"

you looked at him, taking in his features momentarily. He had a pair of black framed glasses, blonde shoulder-length hair, a bit of a beard, and a bucket hat that mad him look pretty stupid. You leaned in lowering your voice.

"Is this like a sex thing?"

you questioned as he looked at you in stunned silence, embarrassment creeping onto your face as he finally replied with a simple

"Nope."

"Uhh, I was kidding. What do you need?"

you replied, trying to play it off cool but doing a pretty poor job at it. Wither way the man payed you to simply just wear his hat and glasses and to just play it cool if a "tall British guy" showed up which confused you slightly but you did it nonetheless, it was an easy 200 bucks after all. The man left leaving you alone to just continue reading as if nothing had happened that was until around a few minutes later you heard a voice behind you.

"Alright, games up, big boy. Where's the case? Tell me, and I promise I'll only shoot you enough-"

"Woah, woah! Is this the sex stuff?"

you said, cutting him off and looking at the man behind you as he looked at you with pure shock on his face at what you had just said, he was definitely the British guy the bucket hat guy had been talking about though...he was tall, pretty muscular, and he had a charming cockney accent, his hair was slicked back and his eyes were a crystal blue, he was the most gorgeous man you had ever seen.

You watched as his pornstache twitched slightly as he looked at you still with wide eyes, his jaw practically hitting the floor.