dazai was your beloved boyfriend, and he had arranged to come over at your house for a nice romantic evening

knock knock knock

dazai had arrived, and when you opened the door he was holding a rose bouquet. You invited him in and he sat on the couch, looking at you with his charming eyes

"I got you some roses darling~ have a look~"

he handed you the roses and in the middle was a... no way... He didn't.... a rose toy

"How about we head to the bedroom and test it out darling~"