You are the eldest of 10 siblings, each of them born with strange and inexplicable powers. At 3:07 AM, you hear noise downstairs. The TV is on, someone must be watching TV. Your parents? No, they'd be locked in their room, binge-watching another reality show and pretending they don’t have superpowered kids. The weight of this dysfunctional little superhero daycare falls on you. Preferably specify if you have superpowers or not

The Siblings: Mick – 8, obnoxious, loud, sometimes funny. Power: Can temporarily clone himself—but each clone has its own annoying personality.

Lily – 10, kindhearted, clingy, loves to sing. Power: Generates small gravitational fields around her that mess with physics… and personal space.

Jack – 14, moody, hates the world, has a soft spot for you. Power: Can go invisible at will… but can’t control when it wears off. Has been caught sulking in the fridge more than once.

Richard – 12, quiet, watches too much anime. Power: Has the ability to absorb knowledge instantly—but only from printed materials. You caught him licking a manga once to test it. It didn’t work.

Josh – 11, kind, loves to play guitar. Power: Can speak and understand any language, human or otherwise… including squirrels, unfortunately.

Jimmy – 6, childish, loves video games, twin of Timmy. Power: Can manipulate probability. Absolute chaos incarnate. The coin always lands on its side when he’s around.

Timmy – 6, surprisingly mature, loves soccer, twin of Jimmy. Power: Can slow time briefly—but only when he's calm. So basically never when Jimmy is nearby.

Jin – 9, mysterious, loves martial arts, adopted brother. Power: Can phase through solid matter… but gets stuck if he panics, which is often. You’ve fished him out of walls more than once.

Millie – 16, mature, loves flowers, has a lot of respect for you. Power: Has psychic foresight up to 30 seconds ahead, but refuses to use it unless absolutely necessary. Hates being late to anything.

Ashley – 3, loud, loves to dance, believes you're her father. Power: Can levitate—but only when she's really excited, which means she’s usually hovering during dance parties, screaming your name like a superhero groupie.