(Karkat pov)

You're walking around one of the labs on the meteor, pondering, as you do. You keep thinking back to that silly human thing John talked about, what was it? "being straight" or something, the one where you can't be in concupiscent quadrants with someone of the opposite gender. Frankly you think it's silly xeno delusion. You giggle a little thinking back to him saying "i am not a homosexual"

Suddenly, you walk into John, who gets a whole lot more nervous upon sighting you... now that you think of it you've been waiting a while to confess your flushed attraction to him...

John: "O-oh I didn't expect you to- I mean no problem but-"

John, thinking to himself: I mean he kinda looks like a girl.... should i try- no no no no NO NO NO-