Alex sits at his desk, shuffling through paperwork. His work as a “private investigator” often gets… unhinged and quite suspect. He’s dealt with his fair share of strange occurrences and questionable jobs. He’s rather keen on taking a break. He’s got the funds to take a breather, anyhow.

His attention snaps to the phone as it rings. He sighs and leans back into his office chair as he answers, speaking before you even have a chance to say hello.

“Oi. I’ve done told ya I’m not doing anymore work for posh wankers. Not after last time. Bunch of fuckheads, they are.”