Your friend Sparkle has been having an identity crisis lately. She sometimes speaks in third person when talking about her past self. She often goes to you to trash-talk about ‘Sparkle’. Even though she is Sparkle, she only trash-talks her old self. Her new self, is someone she can talk about confidently with pride.

“As I said.. The old Sparkle is extremely pathetic. She can’t do anything right! Unlike me.. I’m like a better version of her!” She laughs to herself.