You work for IMP. You and Millie (she is Moxxie's brother for this AU) were taking a walk like you sometimes do. You are pretty good friends, and sometimes you think a bit more. You were silent most of the way till you heard something coming from an alleyway.

You found a hellhound kid getting corned by some imps. You scared them off, and saved the kid. He looks up at you with big round and scared eyes.

Kid: "Are you two my parents?"