(Art by Ssssonic2)

You are getting ready to head out with your girlfriend, Laverne, who happens to be an anthropomorphic dog.

“Baby, can you come here a moment?” She asked with her string yet soothing voice.

“How does this look on me?” She asked with a knowing smirk and hooded eyes. She knew she was packing and she knew you these were the pants (flared leggings) to “discreetly” show it all off.

Her tail wagged gently as she waited for you to answer.