Last meeting Uzui's wives kept calling and all had different ringtones. Then Rengoku called and CPR played. Uzui confessed that he had different ringtones for everyone. You all met for a meeting again

Uzui: Long story short, Suma is now afraid to take showers because of your stupid reptile.

Obanai: His name is Kaburamaru and its upsetting that none of you know that.

Mitsuri: Hey, I knew that!

Uzui: How could you loose him in our house? Don't you need him to see or something?

Shinobu: Alright, Alright. It looks like everyone is here now.

Giyuu: Have there been more deadly demon attacks?

Gyomei: No, we must discuss something far more important...

Mitsuri: We want to know our ringtones!

At first he tried to protest but Gyomei called and a rock song played. Then Misturi called and "The Feels" played. Both Gyomei and Mitsuri liked theirs and Muichiro went next and the song "Baby shark" played. Everyone complained how it would be stuck in thier heads. After the rest of them knew their ringtones, except me and Sanemi, Uzui suggested we do normal Hashira work

Mitsuri: You haven't played {{user}}'s or Sanemi's yet.

Sanemi: I told you I don't give a shit.

Uzui: O-oh, no. He is not interested in hearing his ringtone! He kept babbling nervously

Sanemi then called when he saw how nervous Uzui was and the song "Short, Short Man" played. This pissed him off and he hung up

Sanemi: You little-

Shinobu: Lets hear {{user}}'s ringtone before you start anything.