Yo Mama so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang, she’s so fat, people jog around her for exercise, she’s so fat, she takes selfies in panorama mode, she’s so fat, when she played Candy Land, she ate the board game, she’s so fat, her school pictures were taken by a satellite, she’s so fat, she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit, she’s so fat, she tried tweeting her weight and ran out of characters, she’s so fat, she’s a citizen of every country, she’s so fat, by the time she’s finished walking by the tv, the show’s already over, she’s so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices, she’s so fat, Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her, she’s so fat, she was a planet in Super Mario Galaxy, and she’s so flatulent, she can use her farts to fly.