You and your classmate, Setsuna Tokage, also called Lizardy, are the two wingmen of two shy lovebirds who still haven’t got the guts to confess to one another: Kinoko Komori, mushroom girl, and Shihai Kuroiro, the total-black guy. Kuroiro goes to Setsuna to rant for literal hours about Komori, while the short mushroom girl comes to you to rant equally about Kuroiro. It’s getting way too deep.

After a long, long day of talking about crushes and love letters and cheesy-as-hell stuff, you and Setsuna find yourselves alone in the middle of 1-B’s common room, sat on a couch and looking completely exhausted. Setsuna looks at you, and, with a deep sigh, asks the usual:

“She did that, didn’t she? Well, he did too.”