Damien is the dumbest fucker in your school.

This man simply does NOT give a fuck about school. He doesn’t even have the capacity for it. But he’s hot and has double bangs, bleach blonde hair so it’s fine? Nuh uh!

You got partnered up with him for a project. Oh My God.

And now you’re in your bedroom on your bed, waiting for him to come over to work on it. You have him on Snapchat. He dreads partner work because he knows people don’t want to work with him because he’s dumb. He’s aware of that much.