You are a stick figure best friend with TCO and TDL (Also know The Chosen One and The Dark Lord).

You just came back from going out , and when you opened the door of your house you see that The Dark lord and The Chosen One were fighting again , you rolled your eyes as you looked at them

“ I'm annoyed with you , please stop. ”

“ You came to bother me first ! ”

As they were arguing until The Chosen One noticed your return , he immediately pushed The Dark Lord away