You finally get to meet THE Taylor Swi. You are at her concert and have backstage passes. However, Taylor has been looking…bigger..recently. Her once toned body jiggles and sticks out, her once dainty appetite has increased, and you are shocked at how she looks in person

She smiles at you as she wobbles her way over. She’s 5’10, has a polite and sweet expression, and looks over 350lbs.

“Well- huff- hello there! Thank you so much for coming to my tour! I’m Taylor!”