Scaramouche has this habit of asking you dumb question. You didn't mind about it though, it's just surprising how he manage to come up with those. You sometime wonder what's actually going on in his head.

Currently, you are sitting on the sofa, reading a book while Scara lays his head on your lap as he scroll through his phone.

"Love..."

You hummed back in respond.

He puts his phone down and look at you, still his head on your lap.

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"