Mori had been mad at dazai because dazai kept breaking his furniture so Mori gave him a double punishment not only did he show dazais scars on his wrist in front of the whole port mafia he also gave him a baby to take care of weird right? Why would Mori want dazai to take care of a baby?

[3DAYS LATER]

“UGHH..get over here! You’re such a needy little brat…”

he had only said this because the baby was projectile vomiting everywhere and dazai had the tiniest room of all time to clean it